A barista was about to go on break, when suddenly, one of his good friends came in. The barista was stoked. He bought his friend a black coffee and then went about to get himself a drink for his break. Similarly he got himself a black coffee, but added a few shots of espresso in it, and when no one was looking, spiked a few shots of whiskey in as well. Then he went outside with his friend. He took up a seat and lit a cigarette.
"How was your night last night yo?" His friend asked.
"Ugh, rough. Tossed and turned until about 2, finally had to take an ambien to get to sleep."
"You take those a lot don't ya?" Observed his friend.
Taking a long hit from his cigarette, and then slowly letting the smoke out, the barista responded " yeah, its either all the coffee or I have insomnia." His face crimped a little bit as he gulped a bit more whiskey than anticipated.
"How about you?" He asked his friend. " How've you been buddy?"
"I'll tell ya what" his friend replied, "I feel a Hell of a lot better now I have some coffee in me."
The barista had a concerned look as he took a long drag from a second cigarette he had just lit. He took a quick gulp of  coffee and whiskey concoction, and with the smell of booze still freshly upon his breathe, he leaned forward to his friend.
"Yeah, about that. I've been meaning to talk to you..." He said.
"....I think you might have an addiction."